If you’re a Gypsy here in the States, I don’t need to tell you about our home-grown racial profiling. The government has probably already taken you away from your Romani parents, or you’ve been bullied out of school, or you regularly lie about your ethnicity to prevent gadjé from catching on to you. It’s the whimsical life of the American Gypsy! But if you’re planning on taking trips abroad this summer to celebrate Gypsy, Roma, and Traveller History Month, there’s something you should know: European white people are the absolute worst. I’m not racist, but if you see a white person in Europe, just run and keep running.

Ways to recognize a European white person:

*NOTE* Now I know the politically correct gestapo might be up in arms about some of the travel tips I’ve given, but rest assured that I have some white friends.